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specimen 002.
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Designation: Passive Mnemoacoustic Contaminant
Appearance: Static. Upright. Smiling.
Status: Contained. Presumed dormant.

The mouth was not carved.
It formed—as if the skin was remembering where it used to open.

She doesn't speak.
She never has.
The smile makes sound feel wrong in the room. Not loud, not soft—just misaligned, like hearing your name whispered before anyone arrives.

Her presence induces silence, but not peace. It is the silence of paused breath, of a room uncertain if it’s being watched or heard. Instruments don’t register abnormalities. Recordings capture only the hum of electricity—and faint, rhythmic clicking, like teeth behind drywall.

The mouth does not move, but the grin deepens when no one is watching.
One researcher insisted he saw it widen while blinking.
That researcher has not been seen since.
Only his voice was found.

No vocal cords. No lungs. Still, she’s heard repeating fragments of conversations that took place months before she was contained. With exact cadence. With unfamiliar accents. With background noise that doesn’t match the room.

Staff have reported dreams where her smile splits into new angles.
Some wake up unable to speak for hours.
One spoke backwards for three days.

Containment is audio-sealed, but something still leaks.
Not sound—something just before sound.

Her teeth aren’t for chewing.
They’re for memory.